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• (248): View more from Michigan

  why didn't you poke me back

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• (512): View more from Texas

  clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?

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• (914): View more from New York

  What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her

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• (585): View more from New York

  He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?

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  I'll be right over.

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