Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm