Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(803): View more from South Carolina

So drunk i had to piss sitting down...

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

New invention idea: vibrating tampons

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(216): View more from Ohio

Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

(440): View more from Ohio

Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

(216): View more from Ohio

Holy shit r u serious? How?

(440): View more from Ohio

Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet

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(646): View more from New York

He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone

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(404): View more from Georgia

I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job

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(734): View more from Michigan

If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.

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(914): View more from New York

the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil

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