your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.