There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i think i have herpe
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?