So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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