Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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