Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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