She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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