Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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