Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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