As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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