I love black thongs
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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