it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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