The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
