i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I have post one night stand depression
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