That's intense
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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