I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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