Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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