I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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