They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
There's even glitter on my cock...
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