i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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