i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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