You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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