what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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