is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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