i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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