She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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