His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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