no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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