Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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