hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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