Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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