well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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