Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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