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The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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