I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Your penis caused this!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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