You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I hate all girls vehemently.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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