Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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