i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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