I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
there is puke in my bra ... again
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