this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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