you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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