it wasn't lemon gatorade
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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