I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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