I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Randomize
