Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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