Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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