can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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