Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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