I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We're too hungover to prance.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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