Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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