i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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