Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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