So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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