He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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