How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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