handjob tips. give me some.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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