your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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