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We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
